WRAPPING UP 2017

Bye-bye, 2017...

Guys

Shit

What a long and polarizing year it's been. Instead of subjecting you to a long KANEY WORTHY fb rant, allow me to bother you with a visual novel of an "end of the year" spread.

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in 2017 I started a new job at a Russian Beverly Hills medspa;
played a Belly Belt x Saint Valentine x Plasmic show where I broke my foot;
edited a commercial for Uber Moscow;
made a fragrance collection for Art Basil at Allmost Studios;
beat like five Pokemon games while I had taken sick;
was featured along with my cat Russell in a british zine;
translated a subversive Russian novel into English;
foot recovery literally the week of Space Castle;
curated the high-concept spa party aforementioned Space Castle;
made a Space Castle VR game level in Unity that didn't progress past the one level lol due to device incompatibility smh Apple;
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traveled to Russia and saw extended family and took an Uber in Moscow, coming full circle;
started esthetician school at Aveda Institute;
performed my first movie Princess on Vacation live;
finished writing the script for my second movie tentatively titled Fecking Movie;
ordered a Tesla Model 3;
made a Detox and Retox fragrance collection;
watched all of Breaking Bad, Man Men, Twin Peaks, and Futurama;
played sardines on my bday;
curated dystopia-themed Nuclear Castle;

 

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top 10 places to hide your money from the big internet companies:

the mariana trench
life coach (life couch)
the pyramids in giza
a shoegaze pedalboard
stephen hawking's shoe
trained cockroach
my venmo (@ Nastya-Valentine)
bottle of soylent
one of your private islands
eat it all

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what costume shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties

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my tesla model 3 gets here in 2018!!!!!!!

yeehaw, have a fantastic New Year!

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